She came with luggage
he gave a helping hand
it was all neat and proper
he was a true gentleman.
Once her body was spread
all over her queen size bed
she extended an inviting hand
which he was tempted to accept
but there was laundry to contend
which belonged to his late friend
he was inclined but just declined
the load was too heavy to handle
instead he kissed her a goodbye
and reached for the door handle.